Hey, so its been a while since i last blogged for the very reasonable fact that i could not be arsed to blog but now that i have nothing at all of any interest going on i thought i would give it a go.
Alot has happened since the last time i blogged, lets see now... for starters i have gotten alot closer to a particular girl that i like to the point where i am helping her bitch about a dick at work that she thought she liked but turns out he is a complete knobend. its now got to a point where i look forward to working when she is there because all we do is chat and mess around all night and i completely forget in at work its that fun however i swear that as a rule of nature trolley boys are not alloud to have fun as anytime we start to really get on at work one of my various managers finds me a job to do which sucks but i suppose i had better do something so they can pay me.
Another subject to mention is the things that have happened at work which came as one smackm in the face of a surprise, but unlike a smack in the face this surprise was cuddly and warm on my cheek. Completely out of the blue my manager (the hot one) asked for a word, i naturally assumed hat one of the old ladies i regularly tell to fuck off had finally plucked up the balls to complain, but instead she turned and straight out asked me if i would like to become a checkout supervisor and get trained on the customer service desk. just to enlighten you both of these jobs are usually offered to older partners who have been working there for about 6 years and have had at least a small amount of experience of management training and yet they offered it to me, a grunt whose worked there for less than 3 years and has been shuffled between 3 sections over the past year, obviously i wasnt going to turn this down so i took the job and started traininng that night, this however pissed alot of people off which to be honest was quite funny as one girl took so much offense at not getting the job actually pulled a two day sicky before her holiday and said the words "oh great another reason for me not to stay here".....BITCH if your that depressed here just leave. she is pretty shit at her job anyway and no one gets on with her s oshe can get stuffed.
Onto brighter news i finally got my new guitar and my new Xbox 360, i would like to add that both have been used vigorously since i got them. the moment i got the xbox i was instructed as to which games i would have to borrow from NMRNOMG for which i am very greatful because i think playing the same racing game for 3 weeks would get shit even though the racing game is awesome and this comes from a guy who doesnt normally like racing games at all.
anyway im about tyed out so byeeeeeeeeee
Monday, 10 May 2010
Wednesday, 24 March 2010
A Weird Few Days
Well as the title suggests, it has been a rather odd couple of days for me to be honest. Yesterday was pretty much a normal day until i got to work where i had a 3 hour conversation with my 45 year old superviser about rock music, this was until it swiftly turned into a gloating match after i told her that i was going to download festival and to top it off i told her that i probably wasnt going to see all of her fav band.. Aerosmith becuase i would be too busy watching Stone Sour which she definately did not approve of. After the lengthy arguement about music i quickly realised that i had done absoloutley nothing in terms of my job, i had five minutes to collect about 50 trolleys and do my other pointless doorman duties but oh well shit happens.
On the way home me and my brother saw a car stopped in the middle of an already dangerously thin road and in the shadow was a littl old lady sat in the rain looking at the car, we stopped and went over to see what had happned and turned out that the wheel had essentially fallen off after her suspension had blown. so we helped out by sloing the traffic and diverting it the easiest way around the car, when i got to work today though my manager handed me an envelope containing a thankyou note and £5 which i felt really guilty for taking becuase i honestly didnt expect a reward of anykind just for helping out an old lady like that.
things then got weirder when my finger caught fire while i was cooking lunch before work, somehow i got gas on my finger while lighting the stove, then as if that wasnt bad enough i then cut my finger on a magazine which was agony because it went right across the burn which had now blistered. i spent the rest of my work shift with my finger wrapped in bright blue plasters (by order of my manager). i felt better soon though because the guy in charge of my section was one of the most laid back and mental guy i know, he once spanked me with a pie slice righ infront of a customer causing me to swear rather loudly in her face. all niht he let me taste things from the section for free such as the most expensive cupcakes we sell and the last few portions of hot roast chicken. all of this is highly frowned apon and we would probably both get fired if we were cought but who cares its a shit job anyway.
Cant wait for tomorrow because not only is it my day off but its also pay day, and with my bonus this month im looking at alot of easy money woohoo, more guitars here i come lol.
anyway im tired of typing now so im going to end.... bye
On the way home me and my brother saw a car stopped in the middle of an already dangerously thin road and in the shadow was a littl old lady sat in the rain looking at the car, we stopped and went over to see what had happned and turned out that the wheel had essentially fallen off after her suspension had blown. so we helped out by sloing the traffic and diverting it the easiest way around the car, when i got to work today though my manager handed me an envelope containing a thankyou note and £5 which i felt really guilty for taking becuase i honestly didnt expect a reward of anykind just for helping out an old lady like that.
things then got weirder when my finger caught fire while i was cooking lunch before work, somehow i got gas on my finger while lighting the stove, then as if that wasnt bad enough i then cut my finger on a magazine which was agony because it went right across the burn which had now blistered. i spent the rest of my work shift with my finger wrapped in bright blue plasters (by order of my manager). i felt better soon though because the guy in charge of my section was one of the most laid back and mental guy i know, he once spanked me with a pie slice righ infront of a customer causing me to swear rather loudly in her face. all niht he let me taste things from the section for free such as the most expensive cupcakes we sell and the last few portions of hot roast chicken. all of this is highly frowned apon and we would probably both get fired if we were cought but who cares its a shit job anyway.
Cant wait for tomorrow because not only is it my day off but its also pay day, and with my bonus this month im looking at alot of easy money woohoo, more guitars here i come lol.
anyway im tired of typing now so im going to end.... bye
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
One Of Those Days
Hey me again. Its been one of those days again, where you wake up and all of a sudden the whole world is complete bollocks. Did fuck all most of the day just watched two films i got in the post, first was District 9 which turned out to be surprisingly good although i felt that it sort of abandoned the main story half way through but that was the only main fault i could think of.
The second film was reccomended by a mate, he said it was a great film with an actress we already love from called "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not" a previous film, he said at first you will love her but by the end you will hate/ be scared of her, this made me think that any film that can make you hate Audrey Tautou has gotta have something to it. after wathing it i knew exactly what he was on about, it was the kind of film that makes you think you have sussed it out until half way through and the twist blows your balls off and you sat thinking What the fuck just happned?.
Then the time came where i had to wal into work, particularly depressing because i was working a later shift than usual so i couldnt enjoy my usual view of college girls waltzing past me and once in a blue moon the occasional girl still dressed in sporting mini skirt and tight top....meeeeoww. that was just the start of mild annoyances though, to find my lovely brother the fat knob-end that he is has left a barage of trolleys on the carpark for me to collect and no time to collect them in was what sent me on what turned into a 3 hour swear fest. For those of you who don't know my brother is lets say......A PENIS of the highest order, and thats toning it down. he is an unhealthy, lazy, tobacco smeared ball of hate that i have grown accustommed to over the past 18 years, he takes it upon himself to make my life a personal shit whole, hitting me, annoying me, embarrasing me and generally maing things difficult, so from this you can probably tell that im not one of his biggest fans.
on to a brighter note i think i have made a decision on which band to watch at download festival, the choices being between Stone Sour and Aerosmith, the end result being Stone Sour. Don't get me wrong i do like Aerosmith, i love their sound and i recognise how huge they are in musical history but they have never really appealled to me that much, obviously if stone sour were'nt there then the obvious choice would be to see them but having bought a few Stone Sour songs recently i haven't listened to much else, they probably appeal to me alot because with the singer and guitarist from Slipknot they do have that same heavy/ dark rock sound to the lyrics and riffs, almost like a much lighter Slipknot which intersts me greatly.
Anyway now thati have ranted about the pointless moments of my day im going to get some rest and liten to you guessed it...Stone Sour
The second film was reccomended by a mate, he said it was a great film with an actress we already love from called "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not" a previous film, he said at first you will love her but by the end you will hate/ be scared of her, this made me think that any film that can make you hate Audrey Tautou has gotta have something to it. after wathing it i knew exactly what he was on about, it was the kind of film that makes you think you have sussed it out until half way through and the twist blows your balls off and you sat thinking What the fuck just happned?.
Then the time came where i had to wal into work, particularly depressing because i was working a later shift than usual so i couldnt enjoy my usual view of college girls waltzing past me and once in a blue moon the occasional girl still dressed in sporting mini skirt and tight top....meeeeoww. that was just the start of mild annoyances though, to find my lovely brother the fat knob-end that he is has left a barage of trolleys on the carpark for me to collect and no time to collect them in was what sent me on what turned into a 3 hour swear fest. For those of you who don't know my brother is lets say......A PENIS of the highest order, and thats toning it down. he is an unhealthy, lazy, tobacco smeared ball of hate that i have grown accustommed to over the past 18 years, he takes it upon himself to make my life a personal shit whole, hitting me, annoying me, embarrasing me and generally maing things difficult, so from this you can probably tell that im not one of his biggest fans.
on to a brighter note i think i have made a decision on which band to watch at download festival, the choices being between Stone Sour and Aerosmith, the end result being Stone Sour. Don't get me wrong i do like Aerosmith, i love their sound and i recognise how huge they are in musical history but they have never really appealled to me that much, obviously if stone sour were'nt there then the obvious choice would be to see them but having bought a few Stone Sour songs recently i haven't listened to much else, they probably appeal to me alot because with the singer and guitarist from Slipknot they do have that same heavy/ dark rock sound to the lyrics and riffs, almost like a much lighter Slipknot which intersts me greatly.
Anyway now thati have ranted about the pointless moments of my day im going to get some rest and liten to you guessed it...Stone Sour
Saturday, 13 March 2010
Hey this is my first ever blog so it could end up being a load of old bollocks but who cares eh?
My friends have been trying to get me to do one for a while but i only decided to do it now because im so insanely bored righ tnow so here goes.
Where do i start, been a pretty average day to be honest, work as usual although things spiced up a little when a customer tried to talk me into giving him more money than i was meant to, funny thing was i was in a bad mood and had seen this kinda thing before so instead of falling for his cheap tricks (which i have done once before) i decided to argue my point relentlessly until he had enough and quite rightly fucked off which surprisingly only took about 5 minutes. TWAT guys like that make me want to sit in the corner and sulk to myself.
I cheered myself up at lunch though by listening to some of my music, just to let you all know im somewhat of a metalhead, il listen to anything with a guitar in it because lets face it the guitar is the instrument of the gods and should be played by everyone all the time.
the topic of music reminds me of a pretty cool guy i served at work today, he was wearing the same Cure t-shirt that my freind has. i felt compelled to start talking to himn about it and turns out hes a pretty awesome guy, ended up chatting about the gorrilaz new album which reminded me that i ned to listen to it at somepoint.
God my life has become so boring lately, it mainly consists of waking up, playing guiatr, walking into town for no reason and end up buying shit i don't need, then playing some more guitar, and end the day on a mind numbing shift at work. on a good day i might venture round to my mates L's house to chill out for a bit. i love going round there because it seems im closer to his family than mine which is really freaky but hey ho. then theres also the fact that he has a faster computer, more music and lives closer to town, not to mention that hes possibly the funniest guy i hang out with these days, i cant go 5 minutes with him without pissing myself over something random tats come out of his mouth.
anyway thats just about all i can be assed to write tonight so il call it an end here....
My friends have been trying to get me to do one for a while but i only decided to do it now because im so insanely bored righ tnow so here goes.
Where do i start, been a pretty average day to be honest, work as usual although things spiced up a little when a customer tried to talk me into giving him more money than i was meant to, funny thing was i was in a bad mood and had seen this kinda thing before so instead of falling for his cheap tricks (which i have done once before) i decided to argue my point relentlessly until he had enough and quite rightly fucked off which surprisingly only took about 5 minutes. TWAT guys like that make me want to sit in the corner and sulk to myself.
I cheered myself up at lunch though by listening to some of my music, just to let you all know im somewhat of a metalhead, il listen to anything with a guitar in it because lets face it the guitar is the instrument of the gods and should be played by everyone all the time.
the topic of music reminds me of a pretty cool guy i served at work today, he was wearing the same Cure t-shirt that my freind has. i felt compelled to start talking to himn about it and turns out hes a pretty awesome guy, ended up chatting about the gorrilaz new album which reminded me that i ned to listen to it at somepoint.
God my life has become so boring lately, it mainly consists of waking up, playing guiatr, walking into town for no reason and end up buying shit i don't need, then playing some more guitar, and end the day on a mind numbing shift at work. on a good day i might venture round to my mates L's house to chill out for a bit. i love going round there because it seems im closer to his family than mine which is really freaky but hey ho. then theres also the fact that he has a faster computer, more music and lives closer to town, not to mention that hes possibly the funniest guy i hang out with these days, i cant go 5 minutes with him without pissing myself over something random tats come out of his mouth.
anyway thats just about all i can be assed to write tonight so il call it an end here....
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