Wednesday, 24 March 2010

A Weird Few Days

Well as the title suggests, it has been a rather odd couple of days for me to be honest. Yesterday was pretty much a normal day until i got to work where i had a 3 hour conversation with my 45 year old superviser about rock music, this was until it swiftly turned into a gloating match after i told her that i was going to download festival and to top it off i told her that i probably wasnt going to see all of her fav band.. Aerosmith becuase i would be too busy watching Stone Sour which she definately did not approve of. After the lengthy arguement about music i quickly realised that i had done absoloutley nothing in terms of my job, i had five minutes to collect about 50 trolleys and do my other pointless doorman duties but oh well shit happens.

On the way home me and my brother saw a car stopped in the middle of an already dangerously thin road and in the shadow was a littl old lady sat in the rain looking at the car, we stopped and went over to see what had happned and turned out that the wheel had essentially fallen off after her suspension had blown. so we helped out by sloing the traffic and diverting it the easiest way around the car, when i got to work today though my manager handed me an envelope containing a thankyou note and £5 which i felt really guilty for taking becuase i honestly didnt expect a reward of anykind just for helping out an old lady like that.

things then got weirder when my finger caught fire while i was cooking lunch before work, somehow i got gas on my finger while lighting the stove, then as if that wasnt bad enough i then cut my finger on a magazine which was agony because it went right across the burn which had now blistered. i spent the rest of my work shift with my finger wrapped in bright blue plasters (by order of my manager). i felt better soon though because the guy in charge of my section was one of the most laid back and mental guy i know, he once spanked me with a pie slice righ infront of a customer causing me to swear rather loudly in her face. all niht he let me taste things from the section for free such as the most expensive cupcakes we sell and the last few portions of hot roast chicken. all of this is highly frowned apon and we would probably both get fired if we were cought but who cares its a shit job anyway.

Cant wait for tomorrow because not only is it my day off but its also pay day, and with my bonus this month im looking at alot of easy money woohoo, more guitars here i come lol.

anyway im tired of typing now so im going to end.... bye

3 comments:

  1. You need a life outside work.

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  2. I need a life inside work.
    :(

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  3. "pie slice" huh? Sounds more like you got cockslapped.

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